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holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

life-photography-paradise:

Tornei-me insano | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

life-photography-paradise:

Tornei-me insano | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

"You’re beautiful and you’re worthy of life. And you have so much ahead of you…"

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

10knotes:

THE refMOST VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THIS BLOG HAS EVER PUBLISHED

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

THE refMOST VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THIS BLOG HAS EVER PUBLISHED

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

relahvant:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

omg

relahvant:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

omg

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)