This will forever be my favourite post on tumblr.
spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
my brother told me there were literally traffic accidents bc people who weren’t aware the movie was being filmed saw will ferrell prancing around as an elf and were like what the fuck
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
how did he know?
i just wanted to belong
“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Cheers, fellow sluts
Sticks and stones.
what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?
fuck u got me
it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading
Men of Tumblr.. I love you.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.